Pig jokes, puns, AND facts!

Written by Lillian Tram on August 13th, 2012

Picture from Walrus Productions @ http://www.walrusproductions.com/hogwash.html

 

There’s only one thing better about pigs, and that is puns about pigs! Oink your way through these pig jokes and puns while you eat your morning slab of bacon or ham!

 

What do you call a laundry room made for pigs?

A hogwash!

 

Why did the three little pigs fall asleep when Grandpa told his story?

Grandpa was a boar.

 

What is a pig’s favorite position to play on the baseball field?

The shortslop.

 

What did the sow rub on her baby’s back to cure his cut from rolling in the mud?

A little bit of oinkment.

 

What do piglets have to do every day after they come home from school?

They have to finish their hamwork.

 

How did Farmer John figure out that a fox was stealing eggs from his chicken coop?

The pig was the one who squealed!

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