19 May More Funny Pig Jokes and Riddles
Jokes Especially for Pig Enthusiasts
The size, stature and appearance of the lowly barnyard pig offers plenty of reasons to laugh but just in case you need another reason, here are some cute pig jokes to enjoy. Hopefully, these witty one liners and pig jokes will make you laugh. Share them with your friends and make someone’s day.
Pig Jokes: One Liners
What will you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Why did the pig spread a blanket on the ground?
He wanted to have a pig-nic
What kind of pig knows martial arts?
A Pork Chop
What do you call a pig with a sunburn?
How did the pig get to the hospital?
In a Hambulance
What did one pig say to the other pig?
Let’s be pen pals
What is it called when you are stampeded by pigs?
Where do pigs park their cars?
The Porking Lot
Why does it take the pig hours to cross the road?
He is a slow-pork
What happened when the pig pen broke?
He had to use a pencil
Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
How do pigs share top secret messages?
More Pig Jokes
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?”
Then the lady answered, “Excuse me, I think this is a goose.”
And the bartender says, ”Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.”
My Brother’s Pig
Two brothers are separated at birth, one going to live in the big city and the other on a farm in the coutry. Eventually, the two learn of each other and there’s a happy reunion on the country brother’s farm. Having never been to a farm before, the city brother asks for a tour. The farmer shows him the cows, the barn, horses, and the corn fields before coming to the pig sty, where he proudly introduces his prized possesion: a three-legged sow.
“That sow is finest animal to ever live,” proclaimed the farmer, “She saved my three children from the barn when it was burning down.”
“When I fell from the tree over yonder, she ran all the way to town and fetched the doctor,” he continued.
“And, when my wife went into labor in the middle of the night, she delivered my yongest son!”
Amazed, the city brother remarked, “that’s quite a pig. But, what happened to her that she only has three legs?”
“Well, hell,” said the farmer, “be a damn shame, eat a pig like that all at once.”
A traveling salesman is driving down a country road when he comes across a farmer who is standing in his orchard, hoisting pigs into the apple trees with ropes. He stops. “What are you doing?” the salesman asks.
“I’m feeding the pigs,” answers the farmer, incredulous that someone could ask a question with such an obvious answer. “Well,” says the salesman, “why don’t you let the apples fall to the ground, gather them up in baskets, and feed the pigs that way?”
The farmer ponders, then says, “Hmmmm. Yes, I guess I could do it that way. But what would be the point?” The salesman is a bit exasperated: “Well, it would save time, wouldn’t it?” The farmer ponders again.
“Yes,” he says after a pause, “I guess it would save time. But what’s time to a pig?”
Riddle: How are a pig and a horse like each other?
Answer: When a pig is hungry, he eats like a horse.
And when a horse is hungry he eats like a pig!!!
Riddle: Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?
Answer: Because they hog the ball!
Riddle: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret to a pig?
Answer: Because he is a squealer
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Answer: Bacon and legs!